Actual food not fruit

fuckthehipsters

Fruit isn’t food?

fuckthehipsters:

why isn’t there food that can be prepared in less than 5 seconds I don’t have time to take a break from doing nothing 

Fruit.

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives. - How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

(Source: keepmywhiskeyneat, via girlwithaneckbrace)